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The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

With beard and roundhouse kick, he bring up the pain! Man, I can’t believe how many jokes are made for this B-movie actor. He crushes everything and everyone. There’s no famous person that didn’t feel the power of his roundhouse kick ! : ) I’ve made a little gallery of his caricatures and made the list of my favorite jokes. So, enjoy… until Chuck find out about this post ;)

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

4. Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

5. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

6. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

7. If scientists cloned Chuck Norris, the possibility of their roundhouse kicks contacting would destroy the universe.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

8. There are aliens but they are waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

9. Chuck Norris was once having sex in a tractor/trailer when some of his sperm escaped into the engine. You may now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

10. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

11. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

12. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

13. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

The One and the Only – Chuck Norris

…and, finally… in fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.


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  • Jooudy86

    some of these photos are offensive … specially the one that he is presented as a muslim !! why ??? why do u do this ?? can’t get the sense of humor of making fun of others’ differences !!! or religion !!! so uncivilized !!

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