Greatest Alien Killers
Have you ever considered what would you do if alien invasion come upon our planet? I suppose you have, and you’re like most men, have imagined yourself as hero who kills small green slimy invaders, right? Fact is, that we are all likely to be murdered in seconds or on some table probed out as experiments. So I thought who could be helpful in the case of an invasion – the choice was really difficult!
James T. Kirk – Star Trek
I don’t know exactly why I put Kirk here – he is boring, annoys me, he doesn’t have any special skills or weapons; I think I put him here just because I watched (as a kid) almost all of the Star Trek movies.
Ninjas – Alien vs. Ninja
Ninjas are the perfect choice for any difficult situation! I mean, you have to fight the human enemies – they are a good choice; if you’re attacked by mutated animals, they are still a good choice. So why they’re not make a great choice in case of alien invasion, isn’t it? I don’t know just how would they manage with a katana swords against the light sabers, but I would like to have a ninja team with me.
Nada – They Live
I remembered this film, I watched it when I was a kid and I liked it. WWF star Roddy Piper was Nada, a worker that could build us a shelter and fight off aliens with his shotgun. While wearing his sunglasses, of course.
R.J. McReady – The Thing
R.J. really kicks a*s! There’s just one problem – he might actually be an alien right now; much time has passed since he stay alone in the research station. I think I’d have had to test him first, and then we could fight together against slimy aliens.
Russell Casse – Independence Day
Will Smith sucks, president is annoying, this is the only character I liked in the movie. Crazy enough to die for his revenge, this guy is perfect choice if you need extra time to run away – just give him a plane and aliens will be in problems!
Johnny Rico – Starship Troopers
Johnny was kind of obnoxious when I watched the film, but he is really the guy for the situation like this! He is a real soldier, the type you could use against space invaders; just give him an order and he’ll die to carry it out!
Richard B. Riddick – Pitch Black
He’s one dangerous son of a b*tch, I think you know that. Good thing about him is that he always have couple bags full of those nifty weapons he likes to use. But I think that, after he kills all the intruders, he would kill me just for fun.
Agents K & J – Men In Black
With them it would be really fun to fight. They have experience and an impressive arsenal. And yes, they look cool in their suits. Let me take the one suit and one of their ultra-mega guns, and I am ready to stand with them in the first line of fight. Of course, I count on K’s experience.
Lex Luthor – Superman
Lex would be the greatest choice for my team, just if Superman was a bad guy. I mean, who else can give a hard time to the most powerful alien in history – Lex have brains, money and have guts to do it, and he’ll do everything to win!
Ellen Ripley – Alien
I think that every true fan of SF movies had at least one wet dream with Ripley, right? Of course it would be great to have her with you in this case, I mean you might even have made your dreams come true but only when you finish the damn aliens! I would leave a queen to her, yet she has more experience with these things.
Dutch – Predator
Just look at him, isn’t he everybody’s first pick when making a survival team? He fought the bloody Predator, the most perfect hunter in known universe; he survived a kind of nuclear explosion! He’s still wearing his watch and still has a burning cigarette! When the invasion starts, behind this dude you will be the safest.
