1. Ladies are always perfectly neat – clean hands and nails, healthy teeth, clean and combed hair, neat clothes without stains and with all buttons on it.

2. A real lady is not a fashion slave – it is important to have your own style, to imbed colors, materials and pieces of clothing so nothing sticks out, and that she does not look like girls around her and adjust clothes to the age.

3. Respect yourself and your time, but respect others and their time too – being responsible, not being late and doing your obligations on time are virtues.

4. Ladies do not shout, say bad words, swear, make silly faces… – They do not attract attention like that, they do it with their equanimity, calmness, courtesy, kindness… Elegance, not aggression.

5. Toss a smile and try to be happy even when you are not – why should everybody know that you are not in the mood because you woke up in the bad mood? Life is better with a smile and solving problems is easier. So, do not be blue, be happy and always smile!

6. Every lady has to take care of her body, and also the spirit – old proverb says “a sound mind, in a sound body”, so take a sport, read, draw, sing, dance, watch movies, go to the theatre… In other words – live a quality, healthy and cultured life. And learn, learn, learn all life long. That is a cure against boredom, brain food, and recipe for being a healthy lady even when you get older.

James T. Kirk – Star Trek

I don’t know exactly why I put Kirk here – he is boring, annoys me, he doesn’t have any special skills or weapons; I think I put him here just because I watched (as a kid) almost all of the Star Trek movies.

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Ninjas – Alien vs. Ninja

Ninjas are the perfect choice for any difficult situation! I mean, you have to fight the human enemies – they are a good choice; if you’re attacked by mutated animals, they are still a good choice. So why they’re not make a great choice in case of alien invasion, isn’t it? I don’t know just how would they manage with a katana swords against the light sabers, but I would like to have a ninja team with me.

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Nada – They Live

I remembered this film, I watched it when I was a kid and I liked it. WWF star Roddy Piper was Nada, a worker that could build us a shelter and fight off aliens with his shotgun. While wearing his sunglasses, of course.

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R.J. McReady – The Thing

R.J. really kicks a*s! There’s just one problem – he might actually be an alien right now; much time has passed since he stay alone in the research station. I think I’d have had to test him first, and then we could fight together against slimy aliens.

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Russell Casse – Independence Day

Will Smith sucks, president is annoying, this is the only character I liked in the movie. Crazy enough to die for his revenge, this guy is perfect choice if you need extra time to run away – just give him a plane and aliens will be in problems!

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Johnny Rico – Starship Troopers

Johnny was kind of obnoxious when I watched the film, but he is really the guy for the situation like this! He is a real soldier, the type you could use against space invaders; just give him an order and he’ll die to carry it out!

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Richard B. Riddick – Pitch Black

He’s one dangerous son of a b*tch, I think you know that. Good thing about him is that he always have couple bags full of those nifty weapons he likes to use. But I think that, after he kills all the intruders, he would kill me just for fun.

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Agents K & J – Men In Black

With them it would be really fun to fight. They have experience and an impressive arsenal. And yes, they look cool in their suits. Let me take the one suit and one of their ultra-mega guns, and I am ready to stand with them in the first line of fight. Of course, I count on K’s experience.

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Lex Luthor – Superman

Lex would be the greatest choice for my team, just if Superman was a bad guy. I mean, who else can give a hard time to the most powerful alien in history – Lex have brains, money and have guts to do it, and he’ll do everything to win!

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Ellen Ripley – Alien

I think that every true fan of SF movies had at least one wet dream with Ripley, right? Of course it would be great to have her with you in this case, I mean you might even have made your ​​dreams come true but only when you finish the damn aliens! I would leave a queen  to her, yet she has more experience with these things.

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Dutch – Predator

Just look at him, isn’t he everybody’s first pick when making a survival team? He fought the bloody Predator, the most perfect hunter in known universe; he survived a kind of nuclear explosion! He’s still wearing his watch and still has a burning cigarette! When the invasion starts, behind this dude you will be the safest.

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1) Mental Exercise

Contrary to popular belief, gaming is actually a lot of work. You’re going to have to figure out where to shoot, how to solve a physics-based puzzle, or how to sneak through an enemy base undetected. A lot of the challenges you’ll face are logic and physics puzzles – throwing a grenade in-game can teach you a lot about trajectory and momentum. Not too bad, for a war simulator.

2) Physical Fitness

That’s right – gaming is not just a couch-based activity, and it hasn’t been for years. Just Dance, Wii Sports, even those who play while walking on a treadmill, or someone who might use an exercise bike to power their monitor, each mile giving them another hand or two on Partypoker. You’ll come away feeling fit and healthy, and as a bonus, you’ve spent the time playing videogames!

3) Reaction Time

There’s a reason some games are often described using the word “twitch“. You need to be seriously fast when playing some games – they’re not always a relaxing experience. You’ll need to be on your toes and aware throughout, and this is just the sort of experience that’ll have you coming out of it with your heart pounding, either victorious or wanting to have another go. Also, I should note here that we’re talking not strictly about videogames.

Games aren’t bad for you – sure, too much of them is, but that goes for anything from bananas to heroin. It’s a fun pastime to have and there are so many different games – even if you only play Angry Birds on your phone, you’re a gamer. Scrabble? Gamer. So enjoy it – it just might improve you.

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Patrick Swayze

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1. Wue bar, Shangai

The interior of this bar is made out of wood, and in the center of it there is a cocktail bar, as well as a Jacuzzi surrounded by armchairs and beds.

2. Hilton Saint Louis, Saint Louis

Good design and comfort are advantages of this bar. You can enjoy here, even during the winter, due to a big fireplace which is located in the middle of room.

3. Sky blue, Yuta

Beside a magnificent view and nature, this bar is also known for its winter cocktail ‘Pommard‘.

4. Luna bar, Mexico

This bar is a good place for relaxing and especially good for romantic diners and dates.

5. Sky Yard, Toronto

This bar-pool is situated on the roof of the Drake hotel. Interesting thing about it is that people make reservations in this hotel, just for a night in order to have access to this beautiful bar.

6. Mikia bar, Istanbul

This most exclusive roof bar in Istanbul is known for its extremely positive atmosphere. This combination of a bar and restaurant also has a pool and a good DJ.

7. Sky bar, Bangkok

It is also called The bar on the top of the world, it is extremely luxurious and located on the 63ed floor of one of the best restaurants in Bangkok.

8. Ozone, Hong Kong

This bar is on the top of the highest hotel in the world. The living room and balcony are on opened, 118th floor of International Trade Center.

9. 6 at 6, Thompson hotel, New York

Of course, it is in Manhattan and very comfortable and equipped with modern technology and outter fireplace. It has a Sushi bar within and a indrawn roof for all weather conditions.

10. The four season, Mumbai

This bar covers a whole roof of 34th floor of this hotel in south Mumbai. When the night falls, the DJ plays the best music he has and the guests enjoy the view on Arabian sea.

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Christopher Walken As Professor X

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Arnold Schwarzenegger As Collossus

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Naomie Harris As Storm

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Guy Williams As Tony Stark

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Rutger Hauer As Thor

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Bruce Lee As Spiderman

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Bill Bixby As The Incredible Hulk

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Alan Ritchson As Captain America

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10. Asparagus

This is a herb analyzed since 17th century, when it is showed that it ‘stirs up the lust in men and women’. After that, in the 19th century, we can find writings that say that asparagus was eaten by bride and groom before their first wedding night, and not just asparagus, but three dishes of aphrodisiac food. However, the asparagus is proven to contain lots of elements, like vitamins (A, C, B6), folic acid and some other things that increase histamine production which is essential for orgasms in both sexes. If there is someone who practices eating this for better sex experience, please, tell the others is it really worth trying.

9. The Devil’s Soup

It is wide known that when people get drunk, everything may happen, from just a simple kiss with someone to spending the whole, wild night with a stranger. The movies and series are full of examples for this statement. So, the alcohol affects our sexual behavior for sure. I’m not sure what exactly is in there, but some say it is creditable for lots of relations and long wild nights.

8. Chocolate

You wouldn’t believe for how long the chocolate exist – earliest know mention of chocolate is from 1100 B.C. and it’s said that Aztecs were making it in a form of a drink firstly. Today’s chocolate must be different, not sure if better or worse, but it still causes mostly the same reactions in people. It affects the brain’s neurotransmitters that affect our feelings, so we are more likely to have an intercourse than usually. The true mix is chocolate with red wine for the perfect experience.

7. Oysters

Well, it must be in every aphrodisiac foods list, because of its properties, that’s why it is called the cliche of all aphrodisiacs. It is proven that oysters are full of zinc that is  responsible for the progesteron and testosterone in organism and positively affects the sexual desire. Oysters were firstly selected as aphrodisiac because of their physical resemblance to female sex organ, but later on is discovered that zinc is responsible for everything. Did you know that the lack of zinc causes the erectile dysfunction? So, go for the oysters!

6. Avocado

If you are aware of how avocado looks like it’ll be making a perfect sense to you that it is on this list. Besides looking like ‘hanging tree testicles’ as the Spanish Inquisition said when forbade it, it is also full of elements that influence our body’s processes. It’s proven that its ingredients enrich and strengthen our immune system, but the avocado also contains elements in a way responsible for sexual urges – potassium, folic acid, B6… It is enough to say that even Aztecs used it, so it’s been a long tradition of this fruit.

5. Chinese Ginseng

This plant is a natural stimulant for boosting the libido. It can be ingested either in tea form or as a supplement; you can buy it dried but it is very expensive, though – for only 30 grams you will have to pay about 50$! But look at it this way, it’s better than viagra which is almost the same price, and it has both energizing and stress relieving characteristics. By the way, the meaning of this word is literally ‘man’s root‘ which explains its usage.

4. Almonds

This may be the oldest fertility symbol and aphrodisiac. We can find almonds in lots of cultures using for things connected to sex, for example in Bible – Samson gives to Delilah a branch of almonds; in India it was used for curing pre-ejaculation, etc. Besides being a healthy food, a scent and a taste of almonds have always been connected to seduction, you know how many almond body lotions and other products are produced for this purposes? Almonds, like other aphrodisiacs are full of zinc, potassium. They are good to eat, not just for your sexual life, but life itself.

3. Figs

Hmm, figs… You may find the fact that an open fig imitates a female sex organ a little odd, but it is said that a fig is a stimulant. This is also one of the oldest fruits, maybe even the oldest one. It is also mentioned in the Bible (Adam and Eve wore it as a covering for private parts of the body) and Cleopatra used it as a symbol of sexuality, fertility and love.

2. Strawberries

There are, apparently, many ways of eating strawberries; from where and with what is a personal choice. It’s not proven that it has a perfect match but it is most frequently eaten with cream, than with champagne, chocolate and even vodka. I guess it has the best effect with champagne, you know what we said about alcohol and sexuality…

1. Honey

Use of honey is also reported in Bible, as well as the ‘first’ doctor, Hippocrates, was prescribing it for treating sexual issues. That says enough, we’ll agree. But in addition, let’s think about ‘honeymoon‘, why it is called honey? An old tradition is that bride and groom must drink honey every evening from their wedding to the first New moon; that’s how Attila the Hun died… On the other hand, we have science that says it is full of vitamin B and some acids that boost stamina.

Well, that would be pretty much it, if you can tell us about some other good aphrodisiac do not hesitate to do so.

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10. Zoe Castello and April Ryan

Zoe and April are females that we are adding for a combination of both looks and personality. Both appearing in The Longest Journey games, these female protagonists are one of those you attach to emotionally and live with them through their adventures. April in particular was a very strong female lead and the writer Tørnquist paid special attention to flesh out her personality as much as possible. We discovered more about Zoe and April through their actions and their diaries where they described how they felt and what they were thinking about when met with certain topics and missions. Sadly the sequel that was supposed to explain a lot of things, especially after Dreamfall, never saw the light of day and apparently it never will.

9. Bloodrayne

BloodRayne first brought her dhampiric sexiness in 2002 with the game simply called BloodRayne. It didn’t take long for her to become a hit and she scored another game in 2004 and 2011 alongside many comic books and even appeared in playboy. Sadly the movie media didn’t see her in her best light as she appeared in Uwe Ball movies of the same name and we all know the quality that man puts into his movies. Is “/sarcasm” even necessary?

8. Resident Evil girls

Resident Evil probably doesn’t sound like somewhere you will find hot women but sure enough gamers managed to find few icons even in zombie slaying mayhem. First Resident Evil came out in 1996 though it would take some time and sequels for these females to get in more recognizable shape. Depending on your preference the first female was either Jill Valentine or Clair Redfield though both of them paved the way for the rest, the most notable being Ada Wong in RE4. Rooster of hooties was expanded in RE5 as well with Sheva Alomar and, according to some, even by the evil Excella. As we all know Resident Evil moves are not faithful to the game series but if you are a fan of Milla Jovovich or Sienna Guillory’s portrayal of Jill Valentine, you sure had some good time with them.

7. Princess Daphne

Princess Daphne may not be a favorite these days, but it’s important to know that she was the first lady of gaming. Her first appearance was in 1983 arcade classic Dragon’s Lair and back then both the game and Daphne looked amazing. This was mostly thanks to Don Bluth who was working on the animation and made the game to look like a cartoon. Dragon’s Lair was essentially a quick time events driven game where the player had to press a right button at the right moment. Of course, given this nature and no indicators on screen, players had to play the game numerous times before figuring out and memorizing the correct pattern. Players controlled Dirk the Daring in his quest to defeat the evil Dragon and save the damsel in distress.  Before someone asks, yes, Daphne is the first gaming female we associated with princess in a castle.

6. Fighting games girls

This choice is a bit of a cop out but here is the thing – there are a lot of fighting games, a lot of sexy females from them and people tend to either mix them together or stay true to one series. In other words you might as well make a list constructed entirely out of ladies from fighting games. Even so we are not diminishing their influence here. Depending on your preference or chance, you were first exposed either to ladies in 2D like Mileena and Kitana from Mortal Kombat or the ever so popular Chun Li from Street Fighter, or the 3D ladies like Nina from Tekken or perhaps the not-so-small roster of ladies from Dead or Alive series along with their breast physics (and yes that is the term first used there). One of all-star favorites are also Mai from King of Fighters, Cammy from Street Fighter, Ivy from Soul Calibur and a bunch of others. I am sure if we asked around enough we would hear some choices even from Clay Fighter.

5. Princess Zelda

Unlike a lot of choices, Zelda is a fair maiden. You can even hear gamers that she is a true marriage material and it’s hard to disagree with that though I am sure nay sayers will more focus on the games themselves that are subjectively either good or bad. Of course not every Zelda game features the same, well Zelda. While her most dominant appearance is that of a princess, she played the role of supporting female characters that are less aristocratic and more down on earth. For better or for worse a lot of people also remember her from The Legend of Zelda TV show where she was a lot more annoying and playing to the stereotype of spoiled princess. She also made Link constantly say the phrase “Well excuuuuuuuse me princess”.

4. Final Fantasy girls

There is no way in hell to make fans pick just one female from the long running Final Fantasy series. Hell, it’s impossible to even narrow it down to one game, let alone one character and even then someone will pick Sephiroth. If this sounds like an attempt to justify yet another cop out on this list then it’s true but for this list to contain anything but FF girls it was imperative. So what to say about girls from the never-ending fantasy? Well Tifa seems to be the most popular one probably because she appears to be a great supportive character while also looking very good. Other choices would include Lightning and Yune for similar reasons though for those who can never have enough of cuteness there is also Vanille. Or Chocobo. 

3. Alyx Vance

Alyx first appeared in Valve’s Half Life 2 and from then on appeared in many lists like this one. Similarly to girls from the Dreamfall series, miss Vance is liked for her looks and personality. Unlike diaries April and Zoe had, Alyx has the task of filling the speechless gap of Freeman and as such her persona and actions are flashed out more often and more potently. We know that she is an uplifting person, always looking on the bright side of things and defending from fear and scariness by the means of jokes. Of course it helps a lot that the facial engine used was amazing when it came out, and still is, giving this character a wide range of emotions she could portray. Of course not even she can remain positive while waiting for the Episode 3 or Half Life 3.

2. Samus Aran

Samus is both a sex symbol for many gamers (hello there Zero Suit) as well as being the first badass girl who battled with aliens in space. Initially people didn’t know that she was a female at all mostly because of the robotic suit she is wearing. Say hello to cheat codes that revealed that she is a female and say hello to the space bikini she wore at the end of the game. Samus is mostly connected to the Metroid series that were action platformers at first but then jumped into several other genres, most notable being first person action games. She is not limited just to her starring franchise though and has since appeared as locked character in numerous Nintendo games or a fighter in Super Smash games.

1. Lara Croft

Predictable isn’t it? Lara Croft has been a wet dream for many gamers, men and even females for over a decade now. Her first appearance was in 1996 game called Tomb Raider and she gained more and more worldwide recognition after that. She appeared in more than 10 games, had a line of action figures and merchandise, comic books, movies starring Angelina Jolie and she will soon get a reboot coming out in 2012. Despite not being the only strong or sexy female in our list, she was a can of fresh air in the good old ’96 because she was a female protagonist, a capable female protagonist, and she was such a contrast to all the other heroes at the time. I guess I should mention that this mostly goes for us western audiences in EU and US but her influence expanded overnight.  It’s also true that the game itself, or series, is not bad and has influenced other popular games like the ever popular Sands of Time trilogy. Whether your role model is Indiana Jones or Nathan Drake, this is a perfect female for you. Of course without dissecting her initial character too much because otherwise we could conclude that she is a horrible person not caring for history. Isn’t perspective a bitch?

So where is Bayonetta? Faith? Morrigan? Harley Quin? Nariko? Princess Peach? Kate Archer? Chloe? Million others? Well, in case you didn’t figured it out, that just means there are a lot of good looking, sexy, cute, beautiful and just attractive females in gaming. Every one of us has its own list, possibly even larger than 10 spots but as i’ve said in the beginning this list was made by crossing a lot of other lists and polls so chances are some favorites might have been excluded. It doesn’t hurt your private collection of pics and posters anyway.

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…and, of course, without them the show wouldn’t be what it is …

Waldorf and Statler

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1. Let’s start from Aladdin.

2.”True love” – The Little Mermaid.

Another seemingly impossible connection – a human and a mermaid. Two different worlds, but still together. This cartoon doesn’t stress social class differences that much as a will to fight for a true love. We all know a saying – the true love conquers all! Some even make fun of it, those are mostly people who failed at love. And because they failed, it means that there is no love, or that it can’t conquer all obstacles? Oh, come on… They have to ask themselves – did they fight hard enough, or better, was it really the TRUE love? Look what Ariel did, metaphorically - she disobeyed her father, the king, left her sisters and everything she knew for something completely unknown, she traded her voice for legs at sea witch’s, only to be with the one she loved! The moral of this cartoon is that we must fight for our loved ones, no matter how impossible or hard it seemed. No one says it will be easy, as it wasn’t for Ariel, but it pays off in the end. And for those who do not believe – love DOES conquer all!

3. Beauty and the Beast

Another love-related cartoon. One of the more complex ones. The first layer, or the first message of this cartoon that everyone can see is that the physical appearance isn’t the most important, but the inside beauty is what really matters. And that’s a good moral for the beginning. The second subliminal message is that a person who refuses love becomes a ‘beast’ in a way. Look at him – he refused love, and the enchantress turned him into a best that only can be saved by love. And only when he learns to ease and control his temper, become kind and appreciate people and things around him, he will become a person. The third, and the deepest underlying layer of the story is that Beauty and Beats represent two parts of a person – the rough and smooth one. In that case, the captivity in the castle represents that a person cannot ‘escape’ from her/himself and must work on bringing those parts together. Only when the rough part becomes smooth, and the smooth part learns how to control the rough one, a person really becomes complete. There is a motive of rose, which represents love through all the cartoon. The second and the third part a child could not really understand, so there is a proof that cartoons are not only for children.

4. The boy that everybody loves – Pinocchio

A cute wooden boy and his adventures is something we all watched and loved as children. As The Beauty and The Beast, Pinocchio also contains several levels of understanding. Let’s begin with the simplest one. The most obvious is that if you wish ‘upon a star your dreams come true’ and of course what makes everybody remember Pinocchio is his nose that grows every time he lies – so it is bad to lie. Certainly, those are things we teach our children, despite the fact that we all lie, sometimes… But, if you pay more attention and try to reveal other messages that Pinocchio is hiding you will be surprised, for sure. The cartoon is based upon several esoteric teachings. It begins with (our) creation. In the beginning Pinocchio is human-like, but still lifeless piece of wood, as to say an incomplete person. He must self-improve through self-discipline, self-knowledge and strong will power. The basic teachings of Gnostics. He starts his way through life. Father sends him to school, which is representing knowledge, but he is intercepted by Foul fellow the Fox, who shows him an ‘easy road to success’. So he comes to Stromboli, where he acts in a play. But, soon after, he realizes that it’s not the good way – he’s been captured in a cage, unable to go away, see his father, he will be replaced when something more interesting shows up and all the money he makes serves to enrich Stromboli. Rather realistic review of show-business. When he escapes the cage, with help of the Blue Fairy, he is again on the right road, together with his conscience – Jiminy Cricket. But for the second time, he meets the Fox, who takes him to the Pleasure Island – a place without school, meaning knowledge, and laws, meaning morals. Children are allowed to do everything – smoke, drink, destroy everything, and in the end of that kind of behavior, they become donkeys who are perfect for working in mines. It is a relation to the ‘narrow-minded’ masses, that can be controlled through mass media… Big, ignorant masses are fantastic thing to control and use as you wish. When he finally realizes that it is not a place for him, he escapes and goes home. He founds out that his father was swallowed by a whale. That is a parallel to a Book of Jonah, a story that can be found in Christianism, Judaism and Islam books. That’s Pinocchio‘s final test – he has to escape the darkness of the obtuseness and ignorance (represented by whale’s womb) in order to be a real boy, as to say an illuminated person. Meanwhile, he proved to be brave, unselfish and truthful, what the Blue Fairy asked him to become. Finally, he becomes a real boy!

5. The Chinese legend of Mulan

A rather newer cartoon than the previous ones, released in 1998, reveals the legend about a Chinese girl who couldn’t find herself in devoting to physical look and finding a perfect husband. As the first impression, you see a ‘division’ on male and female roles in the society. It is strongly specified that a man should work, maintain the family united, go to war if necessary, and a female has to feed the family, do the housework, look good and please the will of her husband. But, unlikely, in this cartoon we can see something completely different – a girl who couldn’t fit in, and whatever she did, she brought the shame on her family’s name. So, she found a way to express her real self through doing men’s stuff. She escaped from home and went to war disguised in a warrior. There, she found true friends and a perfect soul mate, who loved her for what she really was. For the first time in her life she felt good. The ‘Reflection’ song she sings perfectly shows it. So one moral of this story is that you must be true to yourself (‘True to your heart’) and follow your inner self, to find your place in this world and above all – to be truly happy, no matter what people say, they will always talk. On the other hand, this cartoon deals with two eternal motives – love and honor. She went to the army because of love she had for her father, to save him from certain death, and she returned her family the honor she stained, after showing extraordinary bravery in the battles. Some might say that it is a feminist cartoon, but I think it just counters the old male/female considering stereotypes.

6. Forever a child – Peter Pan

Another movie with a lot of hidden messages and theories. Peter Pan, a spirit of youth that will never die, a boy who doesn’t want to grow up, to lose the innocence of a child and confront to the responsibilities of an adult. That’s what it says in the beginning – All the children, except one, grow up. What does that mean? It means that the spirit is immortal, that we all should preserve some child-like attributes. A child’s happiness is an expression of love which it carries within, and the child cannot realize any different behavior (of adults). Running around and playing games are expressions of pure love and joy, but sometimes the adults (especially parents) limit their/a child, even punish it for that. But they forget that a child instinctively knows what’s essentially good or bad. A normal thing for a child is that if it feels threatened, it just defends itself and continues to play, but after several unpleasant experiences with adults, who suppress and stifle child’s love and happiness, they start to lose their innocence, bit by bit, and feel resentment. They’re no longer able to forgive, they’re frightened, because they don’t realize what were they punished for. And, of course, after years of treatment like this, they develop individual reactions that, unfortunately, make them the same as the adults. So, they grew up. I think that’s exactly what Peter Pan didn’t want, neither for himself nor for other children. In the beginning Peter lost his shadow at Wendy’s. Shadow was a subject of many psychological theories – K. G. Jung said that it represents a seat of creativity, a distant and indiscriminate aspect of mind, or repressed good characteristics or natural reactions. Wendy found his shadow and sewed it to Peter – so it means that one must confront his/her creativity, use it, try to reveal the unconscious side, not to repress things. And what about Captain Hook and the crocodile? Captain Hook is a grown up, he can’t stay in Neverland – a child’s state of mind, so he’s been chased by a crocodile, or better say the clock that ticks (louder in the Captain’s head than anywhere else) inside the crocodile, that is a constant reminder that the death is inevitable and the crocodile will be the executor. And in the end, when Wendy and her brothers come home by golden (once Captain Hook’s) ship, their father, though he didn’t believe in children’s stories etc, can see it, and he says ‘I have the strangest feeling that I’ve seen this ship before, a long time ago, when I was very young’. It clearly means that there is a bit of a child in each and every one of us, it is the question do we let it out or suppress it? Think about those stuff while raising your children. The last thing, did you notice that in this cartoon only children fly? A child’s mind knows no boundaries, there’s nothing impossible to a child.

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1. Outfits

First things first. How many times did you hear that saying : “You are what you wear” ?  Well check our competitors “working clothes”.

Epic full body armor of Lord Sauron

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Some flea market outfit of Lord Voldemort

Sauron  vs Voldemort – 1 : 0

2. Weapon of choice

You can’t go around waving a stick and still want to conquer the world.

Heavy Mace resembling Lord Sauron’s tower in Mordor

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Ok, I withdraw what I just said, you can go around waving a stick.

Ok, since the power of mace wasn’t really explained during the LotR trilogy, and this is the most powerful magic wand in HP series, I’ll give a point to Voldemort here..

Sauron vs Voldemort – 1 : 1

3. Followers

Since you can’t do all that conquering alone, you need to have trusty helpers.

The Witch King of Angmar, right hand of Sauron and commander of the armies of Mordor

VS

Dude that was transformed into rat what, apparently, had consequences

The choice is obvious …

Sauron vs Voldemort – 2 : 1

4. End of reign

Since we live in the hypocritical world where it’s common to do bad stuff in real life, to lie and hurt people, but in the movies, it`s always “the good” side that wins, same happened with our competitors. They got beaten. So, this point goes to the one who had most epic downfall (I’m taking into consideration what caused it, also).

Fall of Tower of Mordor and destruction of Mount Doom, grand explosion that destroyed whole Mordor

Can`t really find proper comment do describe what this kid did… It was some emo – emo – hot Emma Watson – emo – emo stuff. Smart move would be to take your girlfriend in the movies, and watch these Harry Potter movies together. She`ll think you are a great, emotionally developed guy, and you just might score some that night.

Well, some of you will probably say that Harry sacrificed so much in his life, he should get this point, but guys, most of his powers and his ultimate weapon were given to him at birth…Yea, you`ll cry : “that’s love”, and I can agree on the fact that love is powerful, but that is not a point of this article… So, as far as our competition goes,

Sauron vs Voldemort (obviously) – 3 : 1

Al Pacino

Keith Richards

Jack Nicholson

Steven Seagal

Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt

Johnny Depp

Julia Roberts

Kim Cattrall (Samantha from Sex and the city)

Kylie Minogue

Madonna Louise Ciccone

Mel Gibson

Nicole Kidman

Sarah Jessica Parker

Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner ( Sting)

Teri Hatcher (as Susan Delfino from Desperate Housewives)

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pamela Anderson

Kim Cattrall (Samantha from Sex and the city)

Jennifer Aniston

George Clooney

Demi Moore

Leonardo Di Caprio

10. Copenhagen

Until recently, Copenhagen was home of the Museum of eroticism, one of the most popular museums in the world, which is a good indication that the Danes are very open when it comes to sexuality. Also, Denmark is the “promised land” for nudists from all around the world. But, if you think that makes enough conditions for one night stand to has its blossom in this country, you’re very wrong! In fact, alcohol is very expensive there, and even beer, and we know that sex with a stranger can’t happen without getting really drunk. Some nations, thanks to their open mindedness – particularly regarding sex, brought they countries status of extremely desirable destinations. However, certain destinations in search of adventure on your vacation be sure to go around.

9. Seoul

In South Korea, young people are encouraged to premarital celibacy, which also applies to Seoul. Women do not go alone inside the house until the age of 20, so  those who want sex must rely on brothels. It is a convenient ground for spreading of sexually transmitted diseases, so if you are looking for entertainment for one night, this country needs to work around a wide berth.

8. Amsterdam

Due to the liberal attitude towards drugs and sex, Amsterdam has earned a reputation of the world’s most liberal city. They are particularly free when it comes to sex, and if you ask them the issue is by no means taboo. However, when you are so offered to enjoy from all sides, it can cause a little loss of the magic that ‘normal’ sex tourism has.

7. Tel Aviv

Women in Israel are well known for its extremely liberal attitude towards sex, especially in Tel Aviv. This country is otherwise unofficial capital of hedonism, with beautiful beaches, nightlife, lots of beauties that can not wait for you to join them. Just make sure you do not find one that wants something more than sex for one night. In fact, most women underwent military training and can easily pull out the butt. Do not say you are not warned…

6. Sao Paulo

Part of the beautiful Brazilian city called Vila Madalena is a place that has brought this South American country a reputation of a “beauty manufacturer”. Bars and nightclubs are located literally on every corner and there you can find a very sensual and passionate women. Unfortunately, the sexual liberties in this city brought a growing number of HIV-infected, and that does not seem like an attractive destination for sex. Still, if you do not resist the dark-skinned beauties, make sure you always have a condom with you.

5. Moscow

Thanks to Russian millionaires, former conservative, Orthodox Russia’s capital is now transformed into a true metropolis. With the economic boom the more decadent nightlife came, so many people think they can have any girl they want. However, without one very important thing – money – you will not get lucky. Russian women love it so much, and if you don’t have really deep pockets, you will not be of interest to them.

4. New York

The popular series ‘Sex and the City’ is persuading the world that New York is a stage where most singles are ready for sexual adventures for years. This is partially true. However, the Big Apple citizens hate one thing more than terrorism – tourists!

3. Edinburgh

Edinburgh has earned a reputation of one of the three most beautiful cities in the world because of its unusual medieval buildings that blend with modern architecture. The Scottish capital is full of Gothic churches, museums and galleries and it is really amazing. However, women definitely are not the beauty of this city. :D

2. Santiago

Rio de Janeiro is valid for the capital of fashion, and thus home to many beautiful models. However, the Chilean capital has perhaps the most beautiful women on the continent. With beautiful architecture and a reputation of one of the most romantic cities in the world, it’s worth visiting it for sex tourism.

1. Paris

We all know the classic stereotypes of Paris women: they’re rude, do not wax and do not like foreigners. Although the first two stereotypes are not entirely accurate, the third certainly is, so very little chance that you will be able to find a Frenchwoman who will agree to have sex with a stranger.

2. When the whale says ‘Thank you’

Three men saved the whale form certain death in California and he thanked them with a dance in the water. The nature created many beautiful things… Some people try to spoil it, some try to save it… One is for sure, nature can say ‘thank you’. One of these ‘thank you’ cases happened recently at the California coast, where the group of pepole saved a whale who tangled into a fishing net. This action lasted for about an hour, the whales flappers were totally tangled in this net and he was unsuccesfully trying to release himself. One of men bravely jumped into the water and began to save the whale. “When I swam beside the whale, our glances met. There are no words to describe that moment. The whale knew we were there to help him. I was a little frightened, because I knew the whale was exhausted and scared and he could kill me in a move of flapper… Nevertheless, we made it!” said one of men, who is member of Great Whale Conservancy. When they released him, the whale cheerfully jumped out of the water about 40 times, as a way to show his happiness and gratefulness. Touchy, isn’t it?

3. How did I stuck? Don’t ask!

A Chinese man who stuck his hand into the toilet had to be saved by firemen. A man who wasn’t to be named dropped his keys into the toilet in the public wc. He put his hand into it, trying to grab the keys, and got stuck. Passers – by tried to help him, but in the end they called an ambulance. Firemen succeeded in smashing the wall and the toilet and  saw that a young man somehow put his hand into  the rubber ring of the pipe that squeezed him. After two hours he was released and went with nothing more but the scratches, and a great shame ‘cos passers-by had a great fun on his account. Silly…

4. Bees, hit me!

A Chinese farmer got up courage to participate in a pretty bizare contest  - collecting bees… on your body! Farmer Vang Dalin is one of the participants in contest of collecting bees on your body that takes place in chinese province of Hunan. The goal of contest is that participants, using the queen bee, attract to themselves as large number of bees as they can. This men won – he collected, on his naked body, even 26.86kg of bees whle his opponent succeded in collecting ‘only’ 22.9kg. For this project they had an hour of time and that’s exactly for how long bees stayed on their heads, ears, eyes, hands, legs… The event attracted  a great amount of people who didn’t hide their excitement, but also a great digust when imagining themselves under those bees.

5. When love’s late

A letter of one Amrican student from Pensylvania in which she swears to  eternal love to her boyfriend, came to target… 53 years later. A love note, written in 1958 is now waitnig in California University’s post office, because the officials are still trying to contact the person addressed on the envelope, C. Moore who is now 70 and lives in another state. The letter, sent from Pitsbourg on february the 20th of 1958 was ment for C. Moore, then a student of first year of mentioned University, but there is no much info about the person signed as ‘Forever yours, Woni’ except for her address. It is a kind of letter that girls still send to their boyfriend who went to study, says the president of University regarding the part of the letter where Woni says that ‘she misses him more than ever and asks him to reply as soon as possible’. Would something be different today if he got the letter on time… We’ll probably never know…

6. Please, parents, make a deal!

A girl from Australia has two year and no name because her parrents can’t agree about it. A court in Victoria had to interfere in this case and help this girl to get a name. This husband and wife already have a son, but their marriage was very unstable and they separated before the girl was born. Lots of arguments and disagreements led to this – the girl wasn’t sign-in into the parish register, because mother wanted one name and father wanted another. The little girl answered to both names, because each parent called her by his/her own wish. Mother suggested they should give her both names, but that failed too, ‘cos they couldn’t agree which name should be first. Then, in front of the court, father said that name mother wanted to give their daughter was offending for Islam, and than they called an imam who said that it is not offensive at all… You see how far this is going… Thanks God, finally the judge decided that girl will have a name mother wanted to give her and father’s last name.

7. Hunting season open… Now you can hunt people!

Unemployed American guy offers people to hunt him as a wild beast for 10 000$… The price is bigger if he runs naked! M. Ensino from Yuta has his site, named Hunt me 4 sport, and he is searching for people ready for adventure they never had. “You have a unique chance to hunt me, as a beast with the weapon of choice! I do this because of very hard financial situation, but it’ll be fun, because I’m smarter than a turkey and faster that a  wild boar” he said. The price of hunting is 10 000$, and Ensino offers you an extra option – to hunt him naked in nature, what will cost you an extra 2 000$ by participant. He added that he already had several offers, but never accepted one, because he still hopes he will get a real job.