Oh wow! The last picture… I actually thought you or someone else took the first picture and exaggerated the waist to satirically show how extremes are unattractive. When I read the source, I couldn’t believe the latter one was the foto they used in the magazine and the former being a simple correction by someone else. Well, this is actually sick. This puts emphasis on how far off the perception of beauty is in beauty related magazines. I enjoy watching half-naked thin women but the degree of my enjoyment turns antiproportional to that of her being thin once she’s beyond the ideal shape. This picture looks like she’s about to die. She might just break apart. I’m not regularly into fucking corpses so this is creepy.

Also, great restructure of Kristen Kreuk. This is how I perceive anime beauty standards. Pretty gross, actually, very non-human. The huge eyes are scary and the mouth is so out of proportion, I have always wondered how people can like this in any other way than liking cartoon characters. The Sims franchise works with these proportions a lot. Eyes are huge, people are thin as fuck. How come people haven’t been masturbating around me when Sméagol showed up as Gollum in The Lord of the Rings? Or maybe they have. I don’t want to think this through. I want to shower for the rest of my life.