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Huntress

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The Black Cat

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Super Girl

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Mockingbird

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Catwoman

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Lady Zatanna

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Princess Leia

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Emma Frost

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Batgirl

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Wonder Woman

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Red Sonja

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Death

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Jean Grey

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Black Widow

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Evil Lyn

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Hawkgirl

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Can’t stop eating? I know that feel, bro.

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Just a parasite? I know that feel, bro.

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Gotta have rings? I know that feel, bro

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Just want a heart? I know that feel, bro.

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Demoted by science? I know that feel, bro.

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Expendable minion? I know that feel, bro.

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Exaggerated antihero? I know that feel, bro.

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Hero without parents? I know that feel, bro.

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Just an imaginary friend? I know that feel, bro.

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Last of your race? I know that feel,bro.

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Overbearing fairy? I know that feel, bro.

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Superpowered robotic child? I know that feel, bro.

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Been digitized? I know that feel, bro.

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Being green? I know that feel, bro.

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Just a clone? I know that feel,bro.

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Genetic experiments? I know that feel, bro.

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Unintelligible speech? I know that feel, bro.

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Worthless without the suit? I know that feel, bro.

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James T. Kirk – Star Trek

I don’t know exactly why I put Kirk here – he is boring, annoys me, he doesn’t have any special skills or weapons; I think I put him here just because I watched (as a kid) almost all of the Star Trek movies.

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Ninjas – Alien vs. Ninja

Ninjas are the perfect choice for any difficult situation! I mean, you have to fight the human enemies – they are a good choice; if you’re attacked by mutated animals, they are still a good choice. So why they’re not make a great choice in case of alien invasion, isn’t it? I don’t know just how would they manage with a katana swords against the light sabers, but I would like to have a ninja team with me.

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Nada – They Live

I remembered this film, I watched it when I was a kid and I liked it. WWF star Roddy Piper was Nada, a worker that could build us a shelter and fight off aliens with his shotgun. While wearing his sunglasses, of course.

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R.J. McReady – The Thing

R.J. really kicks a*s! There’s just one problem – he might actually be an alien right now; much time has passed since he stay alone in the research station. I think I’d have had to test him first, and then we could fight together against slimy aliens.

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Russell Casse – Independence Day

Will Smith sucks, president is annoying, this is the only character I liked in the movie. Crazy enough to die for his revenge, this guy is perfect choice if you need extra time to run away – just give him a plane and aliens will be in problems!

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Johnny Rico – Starship Troopers

Johnny was kind of obnoxious when I watched the film, but he is really the guy for the situation like this! He is a real soldier, the type you could use against space invaders; just give him an order and he’ll die to carry it out!

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Richard B. Riddick – Pitch Black

He’s one dangerous son of a b*tch, I think you know that. Good thing about him is that he always have couple bags full of those nifty weapons he likes to use. But I think that, after he kills all the intruders, he would kill me just for fun.

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Agents K & J – Men In Black

With them it would be really fun to fight. They have experience and an impressive arsenal. And yes, they look cool in their suits. Let me take the one suit and one of their ultra-mega guns, and I am ready to stand with them in the first line of fight. Of course, I count on K’s experience.

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Lex Luthor – Superman

Lex would be the greatest choice for my team, just if Superman was a bad guy. I mean, who else can give a hard time to the most powerful alien in history – Lex have brains, money and have guts to do it, and he’ll do everything to win!

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Ellen Ripley – Alien

I think that every true fan of SF movies had at least one wet dream with Ripley, right? Of course it would be great to have her with you in this case, I mean you might even have made your ​​dreams come true but only when you finish the damn aliens! I would leave a queen  to her, yet she has more experience with these things.

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Dutch – Predator

Just look at him, isn’t he everybody’s first pick when making a survival team? He fought the bloody Predator, the most perfect hunter in known universe; he survived a kind of nuclear explosion! He’s still wearing his watch and still has a burning cigarette! When the invasion starts, behind this dude you will be the safest.

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1. Face lifting

This is something you put in your mouth and it starts vibrating (sounds weird?), and you can select the ‘strength’ depending on how many wrinkles you have and want to eliminate.

2. Eye-wrinkles gone

This gadget works almost the same way as the previous one, you put it around your eyes and adjust the vibrating force and that’s it – your wrinkles disappear, or so they say.

3. Nose lifting

Yeah, you’ve read it right, nose lifting. This accessory is designed to help you lift your nose with two silicon holders on both sides, so you can have a perfect profile. Shop selling them guarantees that after ‘wearing’ it 20 minutes a day you will never, ever have a nose problem.

4. Growing lips

This little lip helper will train your lip muscles, whatever that may be, and pump up your lips without using any kind of injection and silicone. Also for 20 minutes a day.

1) Mental Exercise

Contrary to popular belief, gaming is actually a lot of work. You’re going to have to figure out where to shoot, how to solve a physics-based puzzle, or how to sneak through an enemy base undetected. A lot of the challenges you’ll face are logic and physics puzzles – throwing a grenade in-game can teach you a lot about trajectory and momentum. Not too bad, for a war simulator.

2) Physical Fitness

That’s right – gaming is not just a couch-based activity, and it hasn’t been for years. Just Dance, Wii Sports, even those who play while walking on a treadmill, or someone who might use an exercise bike to power their monitor, each mile giving them another hand or two on Partypoker. You’ll come away feeling fit and healthy, and as a bonus, you’ve spent the time playing videogames!

3) Reaction Time

There’s a reason some games are often described using the word “twitch“. You need to be seriously fast when playing some games – they’re not always a relaxing experience. You’ll need to be on your toes and aware throughout, and this is just the sort of experience that’ll have you coming out of it with your heart pounding, either victorious or wanting to have another go. Also, I should note here that we’re talking not strictly about videogames.

Games aren’t bad for you – sure, too much of them is, but that goes for anything from bananas to heroin. It’s a fun pastime to have and there are so many different games – even if you only play Angry Birds on your phone, you’re a gamer. Scrabble? Gamer. So enjoy it – it just might improve you.

Cary Grant

Elvis Presley

Sean Connery

Patrick Swayze

Brad Pitt

George Clooney

Johnny Depp

Mat Damon

Taylor Lautner

Bradley Cooper

1. Wue bar, Shangai

The interior of this bar is made out of wood, and in the center of it there is a cocktail bar, as well as a Jacuzzi surrounded by armchairs and beds.

2. Hilton Saint Louis, Saint Louis

Good design and comfort are advantages of this bar. You can enjoy here, even during the winter, due to a big fireplace which is located in the middle of room.

3. Sky blue, Yuta

Beside a magnificent view and nature, this bar is also known for its winter cocktail ‘Pommard‘.

4. Luna bar, Mexico

This bar is a good place for relaxing and especially good for romantic diners and dates.

5. Sky Yard, Toronto

This bar-pool is situated on the roof of the Drake hotel. Interesting thing about it is that people make reservations in this hotel, just for a night in order to have access to this beautiful bar.

6. Mikia bar, Istanbul

This most exclusive roof bar in Istanbul is known for its extremely positive atmosphere. This combination of a bar and restaurant also has a pool and a good DJ.

7. Sky bar, Bangkok

It is also called The bar on the top of the world, it is extremely luxurious and located on the 63ed floor of one of the best restaurants in Bangkok.

8. Ozone, Hong Kong

This bar is on the top of the highest hotel in the world. The living room and balcony are on opened, 118th floor of International Trade Center.

9. 6 at 6, Thompson hotel, New York

Of course, it is in Manhattan and very comfortable and equipped with modern technology and outter fireplace. It has a Sushi bar within and a indrawn roof for all weather conditions.

10. The four season, Mumbai

This bar covers a whole roof of 34th floor of this hotel in south Mumbai. When the night falls, the DJ plays the best music he has and the guests enjoy the view on Arabian sea.

Contents of the Miroslav Gospel testify to the fact that it was conceived as a gospel book, which means that it was utilized for the liturgical purposes. Texts in the manuscript are sequenced in such manner to correspond with the church calendar, which facilitated heir reading in services throughout the year.

The text is written in black ink, and divided in two columns per page. The majority of the titles are written in red ink. The Miroslav gospel contains 296 illuminations, which were first outlined in ink, and the painted with brush with red, golden, yellow and white colors, and decorated with gold. All flags in the book, except for the first which contains the representations of the evangelists John, Luke and Mark topped by arches, are of simple design and were drawn in ink. Initials in the gospel greatly vary among themselves, beginning with the geometrically ornamented ones, through the ones composed of combined geometrical and floral motives, to those consisting of parts of real or fantastic animals entwined with floral elements. In addition to these, there are numbers of initials containing human figures. The most renowned miniatures, apart from the flag with the Evangelists, are the initial letter “V” (in Cyrillic: B) with the Evangelist Mark, another letter “V” with Alexander the Great. There is also a letter “P” initial with two birds, which were used in designing the logo of the National Museum in Belgrade.

Artistically and iconographically, the Miroslav Gospel’s painting combines the Romanesque style and the Byzantine tradition. Precisely for that reason, it is believed that the scriptoria of the central Italy might have been a source of influence. The illuminator used the line and resounding combinations of contrasting colors reds and greens, as well as yellow and gold for lightening, as main means of his artistic expression.

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The Lion King

The Lion King chronicles the journey of Simba, from young feline scam, through outcast heir to the throne, to valiant hero of the pride. In the movie, Mufasa is a kind and loving father who tries to protect Simba from hyenas (awww, his daddy loves him). As heartwarming as that is, do you know what real lions do to their male cubs as soon as puberty hits their beloved children? Here’s what real lions are like:

Males brutally chase their cubs off into the wild, never to be with the pride again. If Mufasa hadn’t been murdered by Scar, Simba would be  looking at high probability of being victim of some serious child abuse. Not only that, but a male lion almost never hunts. He makes the lionesses of the pride hunt for him. All in all, a male lion is like deadbeat dad, unemployed, abusive towards his children, sleeps around the neighborhood — the only thing missing is a bruised wife and sweat stains in the armpits. Also, 24 pack of empty cans of Bud Light on the coffee table would fit the profile. And what about the lovable pair of Timon and Pumbaa? Breakfast, lunch, or possibly dinner, depending on when Simba got hungry. There’s a reason why you never see lions living off of bugs in the wild. It’s called hunting instinct and a biological design for eating larger game. The real lesson of the savannah is that animals are jerks, almost as much as humans (but at least they’re honest about it).

Two dead-beatus daddus species in their natural habitat

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

This enchanting tale starts out with the wicked Queen forcing her stepdaughter, Snow White, to work around the house as a scullery maid, which honestly isn’t that evil. Teaching responsibility and hard work to children just turns them into respectable and caring adults. If some of the spoiled adults who run around this world these days had been forced to learn humility and responsibility, then maybe there wouldn’t be a pointless death by trampling at Wal-Mart every Black Friday. But then, of course the wicked Queen decides that Snow White needs to die and contracts a hit out on Snow White, sending the huntsman to take the unsuspecting princess into the woods, kill her and then carve out her heart so the Queen can have it in a jewelry case. What? The Queen really thought that asking an average huntsman to murder and mutilate a pretty innocent girl in the middle of the woods was going to go off without a hitch? And what exactly did she need Snow White’s heart for? It’s obvious that the plan was poorly conceived since she was fooled by a pig’s heart.

Now, ignoring the whole seven dwarfs part, since one woman being able to live with seven grown men is close to a myth, the Queen finds out that her plan failed and Snow White continues to live. Big surprise, I know. So she decided to coat an apple with a poison that does not kill her, but puts her in a magical sleep that can only be cured by the kiss of true love. The Queen must have the need to prove that she’s the worst murderer in the kingdom, because had she just sprinkled some rat poison on that apple, she could have went back to the kingdom where she’d live happily ever after, torturing cats or doing whatever it is severely demented sadists do. Instead, she decides to get crushed by a big rock and die. That’s one way to go about it.

And of course, some dashing prince stumbles upon her and breaks the curse with the kiss of true love after seeing her for a few seconds. What kind of weirdo walks around making out with women sleeping in coffins? There’s a word for guys who attempt to take advantage of passed out women and it isn’t “prince”. In our real-life version of Snow White, our heroine would actually be a college-aged girl dressed in a Snow White costume for a co-ed Halloween party. She would have had a great time at the party, and then wake up next to some dude cramming his tongue down her throat; the authorities would immediately slap him with a sexual assault lawsuit. Of course, since his daddy has money and influence, the prince gets a crew of the finest lawyers who make a deal where he serves no jail time and ends up on the street where he can continue assaulting helpless victims.

Ladies, don’t try this in real life

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101 Dalmatians

Who didn’t want a Dalmatian after seeing 101 Dalmatians? I remember begging mom and dad for a Dalmatian, but we already had a golden retriever, so that was a no go. Although it’s highly unlikely that Pongo and Perdita would have been smart enough for a real life rescue attempt of their puppies, the real fact is, they never would have had to. The real version of 101 Dalmatians goes a little bit more like this:

As soon as the words “coat made of puppies” slipped out of Cruella de Vil’s mouth, an alarm would have gone off at PETA central, located in the command center at Sir Paul McCartney’s house. Led by Pam Anderson, a squadron of PETA protesters would rush to Cruella de Vil’s house, knock down the gate, and drag Cruella to be made an example of. You don’t even want to know what those PETA folks would do to her, but it would most likely be something far worse than what she had planned for those puppies…

Cruela De Vil just found her dream match (for us slower: check the board :))

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Cinderella

Hey girls, want to parade yourself in front of some famous dude that you never met in the hopes that he will select you from a group of dozens of women to be his wife? Being offended by that proposition was the right response, but since crazy women still have the instinct to throw themselves at strange men who have even the slightest ounce of fame (even if it’s being famous for being a total schmuck on a reality show), Cinderella is completely realistic.

All they need is a moderately famous man to be their prince and a bunch of unstable women (conditioned with enough alcohol to drop a horse, of course) to parade themselves in front of him in skimpy outfits. Instead of dancing, they can just go straight to making out with the “prince” and engaging in cat fights to see who gets to be with him. Oh, wait a minute. VH1 already did that. It was called Flavor of Love season 1, 2, and 3, Real Chance of Love season 1 and 2, Rock of Love with Bret Michaels (on a tour bus, no less!), and Frank the Entertainer in a Basement Affair. Although fairy godmothers don’t exist, Viacom has enough money to make a pumpkin carriage as long as they’re guaranteed a pretty penny in the process.

So girls, if you’ve ever dreamed of being Cinderella, just audition for the next round of love competition reality shows. Just remember, it isn’t real love until your dream man objectifies you by making you jump in a pool to save a test dummy from drowning (don’t worry, he’ll give you toy clock necklace if you do it real good).

The original reality date show

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Jungle Book

The Jungle Book is a fun romp through the jungle with Mowgli, a child who gets raised by creatures of the wild. Wolves do the majority of his rearing, but in the process he also makes various animal friends, like Baloo and Bagheera. The story concludes with Mowgli defeating an evil tiger, and then being smitten by a young village girl which prompts the decision to head back to human society, leaving his wild upbringing behind him. Happy times and a blossoming romance story will, no doubt, follow.

The idea of feral children comes from reality. Although rare, their stories are almost never happy when they are readmitted to human society. They usually suffer from severe social problems, are unable to learn human language and a few even escape back into the wild. Many even attack other people during their first contact with humans after years of being raised in the wild. The final scene of the Jungle Book would go a little bit more like this:

Mowgli sees the pretty girl and begins barking like a maniac, savagely attacking the girl, which sends the little girl into a hysterical fit of screaming as she sprints back to the village. After that, the villagers capture him, where, despite efforts to acclimate him into their society, Mowgli continues to walk on all fours, relieve himself in inappropriate places, mark his territory by urinating on it, and scrap with the village dogs to assert his dominance. Now, in a modern society like ours, we’d just cage him up in a mental institute, where he could live out the rest of his days locked up in a padded cell thrashing about like a wild animal. But, since this happens in the jungle, the villagers would, most likely, just toss him back into the wild, where he might actually live a moderately happy life as a wild animal (until a tiger turns him into lunch).

Who taught Baloo how to back float anyways?

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Reality Vs Disney

The moral of the story is, Disney fantasy is way better than reality. Given the choice of a world where a street rat can be handsome, have a monkey for a pet, find a magic lamp and go on an adventure where he gains the love of a hottie princess who helps him defeat an evil magician, or the real world, where homeless people wear tinfoil hats and smell like the sewers, I’ll take Agrabah any day. Or those tickets to a Radiohead concert…

Ryan Heuer writes for Dumage and he is truly sorry for ruining your childhood.

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1. Summerfest, Wisconsin

Summerfest in 2009. was proclaimed “the world’s largest music festival”, and is organized in Milwaukee for 40 years with a duration of 11 days. Over 700 musicians are playing on this festival performing on 11 stages, and the presence was about million people.

2. Bonnarroo, Tennessee

This festival, organized in Tennessee, it is certainly the best organized in the United States since 2001. year. This festival is best known for electro music. Lasts 4 days.

3. Exit, Serbia

It is located in beautiful Petrovaradin fortress, Novi Sad. This festival started 2000. Today it’s biggest electro music festival in south-east Europe with 20 stages and over 500 artists. Lasts 4 days.

4. Glastonbury, England

This is the most famous English festival, and was first held in the 1970th year. Even 41 years later, the festival still follows the same musical direction. Lasts 5 days.

5. Roskilde, Denmark

From relatively humble festival, organized since 1971. year, Roskilde has grown into the biggest rock festival in northern Europe. Lasts 4 days.

6. Parklife, Australia

This festival is a combination of electronic music, hip-hop and rock. Lasts 10 days.

7. Fuji Rock, Japan

Those who want a completely different music festival, should visit this one in Japan. Visitors arriving from all over the world. This three-day festival is named after Mount Fuji, and held since 1997.

8. Pitchfork, USA

This festival is the youngest on the list, and is carried out for only six years. It is organized by the music on-line magazine “Pitchfork”. Lasts 3 days.

9. Bestival, England

Season ends with a music festival Bestival on the island of White, who organized this year for the 8th time. In addition to the enjoyable music, the organizers prepare something new each year.

1. Archangel Uriel

Uriel brings the light of God’s knowledge to people. He is a prophecy interpreter, an Angel of Retaliation. His name means ‘Light of God’. Uriel is here to help us connect with divine, hear our inner voice and teach us how to heal and forgive. He is also called Angel of Salvation and thought to have a flaming sword which uses to release us from bad energy, emotionally painful memories from the past and help us become enlighten people.

2. Archangel Gabriel

Gabriel is main ‘ambassador‘ in human world and his name means ‘Hero of God’. He is an Angel of Revelation. Gabriel is grandiose, richly dressed, and in Christian iconography showed as kneeling in front of Virgin Marry with his hand on his chest holding a roll, a scepter and a lily. Gabriel brings good news. In Muslim world he was the one who spoke to Mohammed. In Judaism he is the Angel of Justice and in Christianity he becomes an Angel of Mercy made of fire. In some other cultures he was drawn as female.

3. Archangel Michael

Michael is a prince of Heaven angels. He is the angel in charge of the whole Heaven army. His name means ‘God-like’. Michael is beautiful, young and strong and in Renaissance pictures he’s drawn in armor. He is a saint and protector of Catholic church and Hebrew people. Though the Bible doesn’t mention this, there is an old belief that Michael was the one who set Peter free from the dungeon and conducted him beside the guardians. Michael showed himself to Mohammed along with Gabriel. As many saints could levitate and be in several places at the same time, so could do Michael, he could be at three from seven ‘known’ skies. Michael is made of snow.

4. Archangel Raphael

Raphael is a seraph and leader of guardian angels; an Angel of Providence who beholds upon the human race. His name means ‘God’s Healer’ or ‘God Heals’. Raphael is usually pictured with a young man Tobias and his dog, whose travelings he follows faithfully. He is especially concerned for travelers and pilgrims – all those on God’s right way. That’s why he walks with a stick, in sandals, with quiver that is held by a belt tossed over the shoulder. He is very friendly creature, but in Islam he is an Angel of Death.

Those are the four main and well-known archangels, of course there are many many more, depending on culture and religion but these four are mutual for all.

Harvey Keitel As Wolverine

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Christopher Walken As Professor X

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Arnold Schwarzenegger As Collossus

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Naomie Harris As Storm

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Guy Williams As Tony Stark

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Rutger Hauer As Thor

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Bruce Lee As Spiderman

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Bill Bixby As The Incredible Hulk

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Alan Ritchson As Captain America

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Tom Wright

Leonardo Da Vinci

Harry Truman

Salvador Dali

Pope John XXIII

Napoleon

Honore de Balzac

Richard Wagner

Franz Kafka

Thomas Edison

Margaret Thatcher

This island, according to Plato’s words, was very developed and modern island for the time. This island was rich with fertile land and minerals, and the population engaged in agriculture, livestock, mining… They dug and melted ore. This island was rich with the most valuable metal now – gold. According to Plato’s writings this island was very rich with a metal, so-called Orichalcum, that could be found only on this island. In the middle of the island there were two water sources. From one flowed cold water and hot from another. Around these sources they built pools and bathrooms. On this island there were several cities that were very well organized and very modern with large docks.

Entire island was run by Atlant with ten kings who have met every six years to pass and make laws. It was beautiful to live and grow up on this island, as people lived in prosperity in the rich country which has developed an entire culture. But all that stopped when people of Atlantis decided to invade the rest of the world led by the Greeks. What happened after that isn’t very well-known. The war started, and during the war, however, this island mysteriously disappeared. Plato writes in his book that Atlantis disappeared 9000 years before Plato’s time. There are many theories about the disappearance of this advanced civilization.

The most famous theory is that the island disappeared because they destroyed themselves by using a horrible energy that they were not allowed to use, then the theory that the gods punished them for depravity and decay of moral values as people of Atlantis became greedy and immoral. But the most acceptable theory is that destroying of the island is a natural disaster that has engulfed this island during the war with the rest of the world. There are assumptions that a series of earthquakes have taken place and completely destroyed the island that was flooded, more precisely tsunami caused by the earthquake. After that, for centuries people have tried to find this mystical island, even in these attempts were also found most of today’s continents such as South and North America.

Today nothing is known about this island, but today many believe that the satellite images of the bottom of the Atlantic show the lines crossing at right angles, which reminds of the streets and parts of the city, and many think that these are the remains of Atlantis while others, however, argue, that these are ordinary cracks (faults) on the bottom of the ocean that are characteristic for the Atlantic.

Then there are various theories about their origin, but also on their general purpose. There are those whose thinking is closer to science-fiction films by which black holes are actually gates between different worlds and that all around us are parallel worlds that you can come to through these gates – black holes. Some believe that black holes are like whirlpools in the water only this whirlpools last forever and they suck in everything that comes in their way, so the planets which are sucked in actually spend an eternity in the maelstrom. Of course these are all assumptions of many scenarios that resemble Hollywood films. But it’s hard to tell whether this is true or is it just exuberant human imagination. What is certain is that all the scientists are convinced that this phenomenons do exist. They are almost sure that they do exist, thanks to modern technology with which they managed to reach the data that suggest that black holes really do exist even in our galaxy. These years scientists, with the help of modern telescopes, were able to detect X-rays from the galactic center what confirms that there’s a black hole in the center of the Milky Way. To discover a black hole is very difficult because it absorbs and sucks everything even the light, so it’s hard to see them.

Nothing in the galaxy can survive a black hole because they suck in all bodies of all sizes and content, where the black hole exists time stops, space disappears, light is absorbed. That is why scientists find it difficult to confirm the existence of black holes because there is nothing that could pass through a black hole or reach it without being sucked in and destroyed. It is assumed that black holes are actually created by destruction of the stars. It is believed that when stars run out of their nuclear fuel, they slowly begin to collapse and in their place this giant and terrifying phenomena is created. When the star begins to lose it’s nuclear fuel, the star is increasingly difficult to resist the gravitational force, then the star begins to collapse into a small volume and violates time and space and in some way drills hole in space that swallows everything that’s found nearby. Star is being eroded by increasing the force that attracts all around it, even light. This information came from observing two stars and one of them began to collapse and then began to suck in another star. Either way, scientists are more certain that they exist and that they are even close to us but, for the reasons mentioned above, it is difficult to observe them and generally get to them to determine their meaning, role and their development.

10. Asparagus

This is a herb analyzed since 17th century, when it is showed that it ‘stirs up the lust in men and women’. After that, in the 19th century, we can find writings that say that asparagus was eaten by bride and groom before their first wedding night, and not just asparagus, but three dishes of aphrodisiac food. However, the asparagus is proven to contain lots of elements, like vitamins (A, C, B6), folic acid and some other things that increase histamine production which is essential for orgasms in both sexes. If there is someone who practices eating this for better sex experience, please, tell the others is it really worth trying.

9. The Devil’s Soup

It is wide known that when people get drunk, everything may happen, from just a simple kiss with someone to spending the whole, wild night with a stranger. The movies and series are full of examples for this statement. So, the alcohol affects our sexual behavior for sure. I’m not sure what exactly is in there, but some say it is creditable for lots of relations and long wild nights.

8. Chocolate

You wouldn’t believe for how long the chocolate exist – earliest know mention of chocolate is from 1100 B.C. and it’s said that Aztecs were making it in a form of a drink firstly. Today’s chocolate must be different, not sure if better or worse, but it still causes mostly the same reactions in people. It affects the brain’s neurotransmitters that affect our feelings, so we are more likely to have an intercourse than usually. The true mix is chocolate with red wine for the perfect experience.

7. Oysters

Well, it must be in every aphrodisiac foods list, because of its properties, that’s why it is called the cliche of all aphrodisiacs. It is proven that oysters are full of zinc that is  responsible for the progesteron and testosterone in organism and positively affects the sexual desire. Oysters were firstly selected as aphrodisiac because of their physical resemblance to female sex organ, but later on is discovered that zinc is responsible for everything. Did you know that the lack of zinc causes the erectile dysfunction? So, go for the oysters!

6. Avocado

If you are aware of how avocado looks like it’ll be making a perfect sense to you that it is on this list. Besides looking like ‘hanging tree testicles’ as the Spanish Inquisition said when forbade it, it is also full of elements that influence our body’s processes. It’s proven that its ingredients enrich and strengthen our immune system, but the avocado also contains elements in a way responsible for sexual urges – potassium, folic acid, B6… It is enough to say that even Aztecs used it, so it’s been a long tradition of this fruit.

5. Chinese Ginseng

This plant is a natural stimulant for boosting the libido. It can be ingested either in tea form or as a supplement; you can buy it dried but it is very expensive, though – for only 30 grams you will have to pay about 50$! But look at it this way, it’s better than viagra which is almost the same price, and it has both energizing and stress relieving characteristics. By the way, the meaning of this word is literally ‘man’s root‘ which explains its usage.

4. Almonds

This may be the oldest fertility symbol and aphrodisiac. We can find almonds in lots of cultures using for things connected to sex, for example in Bible – Samson gives to Delilah a branch of almonds; in India it was used for curing pre-ejaculation, etc. Besides being a healthy food, a scent and a taste of almonds have always been connected to seduction, you know how many almond body lotions and other products are produced for this purposes? Almonds, like other aphrodisiacs are full of zinc, potassium. They are good to eat, not just for your sexual life, but life itself.

3. Figs

Hmm, figs… You may find the fact that an open fig imitates a female sex organ a little odd, but it is said that a fig is a stimulant. This is also one of the oldest fruits, maybe even the oldest one. It is also mentioned in the Bible (Adam and Eve wore it as a covering for private parts of the body) and Cleopatra used it as a symbol of sexuality, fertility and love.

2. Strawberries

There are, apparently, many ways of eating strawberries; from where and with what is a personal choice. It’s not proven that it has a perfect match but it is most frequently eaten with cream, than with champagne, chocolate and even vodka. I guess it has the best effect with champagne, you know what we said about alcohol and sexuality…

1. Honey

Use of honey is also reported in Bible, as well as the ‘first’ doctor, Hippocrates, was prescribing it for treating sexual issues. That says enough, we’ll agree. But in addition, let’s think about ‘honeymoon‘, why it is called honey? An old tradition is that bride and groom must drink honey every evening from their wedding to the first New moon; that’s how Attila the Hun died… On the other hand, we have science that says it is full of vitamin B and some acids that boost stamina.

Well, that would be pretty much it, if you can tell us about some other good aphrodisiac do not hesitate to do so.